Top 13 Aircrew Sayings That Sound Dirty, But Aren't©

by C.W. Behrens


13. Going to the club for a taco salad

12. Maximum thrust

11. Agent - discharge

10. Going up to get a plug (A/R)

9. Visible moisture

8. Load the box

7. Go - Rotate

6. Strap in, it's about to get bumpy

5. Tube of Pain

4. Box Lunch

3. Offload/download/full load

2. Full flaps (think about it for a while)

and the number one aircrew saying that sounds dirty but isn't…

1. Load's up - Scanner's going down